Take That, Bullies in Elementary School!

Description
"Take That, Bullies in Elementary School!" is the premiere episode of Survivor: Angola, my new series.

Host Reveal
The camera pans to the host who is standing in the rainforest. However, it isn't Jeff. Instead, a girl of African descent with long hair is shown. "Welcome!" said the girl, who had a British accent. "In a few moments, 18 people from all across the USA will be dropped in the middle of Angola's vast rainforests to battle it out for a chance to win a quarter of a million dollars. There will be sweat, tears, alliances, enemies, blindsiding, and much more!" she also said. "I'm Maddie Richmond, and this is Survivor: Angola!" she then shouted as she jumped. Now, shall we meet the players competing?

Arrivals
A bus arrives with all of the contestants inside pulls over. The first to jump off is an Asian-American girl with brown hair. "OMG! This is so exciting! Take that, bullies in elementary school!" Sasha shouts in excitement. "Yeah, screw them!" says Aidan. "Wow, who knew Angola was so vast?" "I know." Natasha and Eliza (in that order) say. Keenan, Melissa, and Jerome enter. "This place is eh." Jerome says. "Just eh?" Melissa says. "All, I'm saying is, I think that donuts are better than cupcakes." Ricky says as he argues with someone whose hair is combed towards one side. "HOW?!" Sean argued back. "Now now, boys." says an elderly lady. "Let's all agree that both donuts and cupcakes are both good and have frosting, okay?" Macie said with a cheerful tone. "Yeah." an African-American girl qith pigtails interjects. "Besides, ice cream is better." she replies. "WILLOW!" Elizabeth says. "I'm sorry! I couldn't help it." Willow says with a sad sigh. "Don't worry, you're not alone." says a guy in a business suit. "Aww, thanks Spencer!" Willow says cheerfully. Daisiy and Rosie in overalls is seen chatting. "Wow, I like your outfit, uh...?" the pigtails girl says. "I'm Rosie. And thank you so much!" the girl in overalls say. "You're welcome! I'm Daisiy with an I!" the pigtails girl says again, more cheerful than the last time. "Nice to meet you!" Rosie says. The last 3 exit the bus. Noah, Ben, and Ethan. "Like my hair? My unique hair, that YOU don't have?" Ethan says. "No, I don't. Now shut up and stop talking to me." Noah says as he walks away. "Sorry man, not a fan of the turquoise hair." says Ben. "Whatever, losers. At least I'm unique." Ethan said with a scoff.

Divided Into Tribes
"Hi, contestants!" says Maddie. "Hello!" "Hi!" the contestants respond. "So, as you know, you'll be sorted into tribes. These tribes will be your teammates. You'll be fighting alongside them for half the season. After the merge, it'll be every person for themselves." Maddie explains.

(Bold=confessional)

Jerome-Ugh, I actually have to work with other people? EW!

Melissa-Interesting. Hope my teammates aren't a bunch of idiots.

"So, let's start. Aidan, Natasha, Noah, Ricky, Rosie, and Willow make up the first tribe, named the Mente tribe." Maddie says.

Natasha-Truly interesting. Willow and Noah seem to be individuals to watch out for.

Rosie-Huh. I expected my team to be absolutely BORING. But I was wrong.

"The Alma Tribe consists of Eliza, Keenan, Melissa, Sasha, Sean, and Spencer!" Maddie announces.

Melissa-Goddamn it, I was wrong. My tribe has no hope at all. Keenan and Sasha could make my stay better, though.

Keenan-Ugh! What a forgettable cast! The only person I like is Melissa. The good part is that she hates her tribe members too!

Sasha-Okay, but Eliza and Sean seem boring. Just give me the trophy already!

"Which means Ben, Daisiy, Elizabeth, Ethan, Jerome, and Macie will make up the Si Mesmo tribe!" Maddie gleefully said. Ben and Jerome's smiles drop.

Ben-Oh no! Oh no no no no NO! Why'd you guys put me with turquoise head?! I hate you all so much!

Jerome-Daisiy? That annoying optimist? Hate her. Macie and Ben are pretty cool, I guess.

Daisiy-YAYYYYYY! I LOVE EVERYONE ON MY TRIBE! I HOPE WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS! "Uh oh, looks like most of them look like they don't like their new tribe mates. You know what that means? Drama. I can't guarantee a lot of drama but, you will see some fights." Maddie says.

Meeting Everyone
Introducing, narrator mode! When the text is underlined, that means I, Maddie Richmond, am talking now. Anyways, let's go to the Mente tribe. Willow and Noah are talking in the distance. The camera zooms in on them.

Willow-Hey, Noah!

Noah-Hm?

Willow-Can we talk?

Noah-Sure, whatever.

Willow-Okay, so, I was thinking of forming an alliance between us two.

Noah, with an eyebrow raised-Go on, I'm listening.

Willow-If you'll have my back, then I'll have yours. We could potentially be the greatest Survivor contestants of all time!

Noah-Greatest, you say? Very well. Count me in!

Willow-Good.

Noah-I think Willow can and WILL stay true to her word. Can't say the same about me, though.

Meanwhile on the Alma tribe...

Melissa-I like your shirt.

Keenan-Oh, thanks!

Melissa-Anyways, no offense to you, but I hate everyone here.

Keenan-Oh,uh...

Melissa-I'M SO SO SORRY!

Keenan-No, I hate everyone too.

Melissa, confused-Really?

Keenan-Yeah! Everyone's combined IQ, except for yours, is probably like, what, 50-70 IQ?

Melissa laughs.

Melissa-I like you. You're so funny!

Keenan-Humor's in my veins. If I wasn't a soil scientist, maybe I would have been a great comedian.

Melissa-Well, you've got you're first fan.

Keenan, blushing: Th-thank you!

Ooh, romance maybe? Probably! On the Si Mesmo tribe, Ethan tries to form an alliance with Elizabeth and Jerome, but things aren't going well for Ethan.

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, but I still don't trust you.

Jerome-Yeah.

Jerome-To be honest, I think your action has backfired. I feel like I trust you less.

Ethan-Pssh. Enjoy gettting eliminated!

Elizabeth-He's annoying.

Jerome-Yeah.

The Joker is Revealed
Now, you might be aware of a joker. So, what is the joker? The joker's goal is to get voted out by the players, whether naturally or intentionally. Once the joker is voted out, the person the joker voted for is eliminated instead. If the joker's vote is nullified by an idol, the player who used the idol on the player will be eliminated. The joker's identity is yet to be revealed. Now, let's see who the joker is!

A shadowy figure is seen going inside a secret hut secluded from the rest of the tribes. There is a sign saying "Joker's Hut" Inside is a luxurious yet tropical interior.

Joker-Wow, this is so sick!

The joker finds a small room and sits on a chair.

Joker-Hello, Maddie.

Hello, Keenan. As you know, you are the joker.

Keenan-Yup, I know.

So, how are you planning to get eliminated, Keenan?

Keenan-Uhh, maybe I'll wait for a while. Then, I'll throw the game and "be proud" of it. Then, they'll vote me out.

Sounds like a plan. You do know that if your identity is revealed, you will go home.

Reward Challenge
"Well, I think it's about time we had our reward challenge! Here's how it works: Tethered in pairs, castaways must race across a series of obstacles while untying and grabbing a sandbag along the way. They must then attempt to land the sandbag on a narrow disc. The first pair to land their sandbag on their disc wins. Their reward? An all-you-can-eat buffet! Sausages? Veggies? You name it!" Maddie says to the cast members.

Melissa-All you can eat buffet? Mmmmm. Now that's something worth winning for.

Noah-Just thinking of that buffet makes me salivate.

"Now, here are your duos." Maddie announces as she pairs each of the 6 castaways from the tribes.

"For the Mente tribe, the duos are Rosie and Aidan, Willow and Ricky, and Natasha and Noah!" Maddie says.

Noah-Natasha seems like an interesting person. I'm really glad I got paired with here.

Rosie-I was hoping to be paired up with Willow, but Aidan is also a great choice! I guess.

"For the Alma Tribe, the duos are Melissa and Keenan, Sasha and Spencer, and Eliza and Sean! Maddie says.

Eliza-Sean? Really? I found him boring.

Keenan-YES! I'm so glad to have been paired up with Melissa! I think with our compatibility, we might win that buffet for our team. Go Alma Tribe!

"And finally, the Si Mesmo tribe! The duos are Ben & Elizabeth, Macie & Jerome, and Daisiy and Ethan!" Maddie says.Jerome-Better Macie than Daisiy. Wow, I never knew I had such rhyming abilities.

Ben-What unites me and Elizabeth together is that we both think that Ethan is annoying as HECK.

hiii author here. im pretty lazy so i'll skip to the end sorry :(

Rosie and Aidan are seen near the end of a balance beam. Elizabeth and Ben follow nearby.

Rosie-So in my head I don't know what to do because we're almost at the end and we still are tied until Aidan starts wriggling his foot.

"Aidan? What the hell are you doing? We're going to fall off!" Rosie scolds Aidan. "Just wait," Aidan says as he soon manages to break free from the rope. "and see." Rosie looks shocked. "Now c'mon, let's go win ourselves a buffet!" Aidan says as Rosie follows along. "Did you see what Aidan did? Go! Go! You do it." Ben says hurriedly to Elizabeth. Aidan and Rosie are near the disc with their sandbag in Aidan's hands. "Quickly! They're about to win!" Aidan says as sweat falls down his face. "I'm trying but the knot is so hard to break free from!" Elizabeth says, still struggling from the rope. Rosie throws the sandbag and it lands on the disc!

"Congratulations Mente Tribe! You win the buffet!" Maddie says with a grin. Aidan and Rosie hug.

Aidan-AAAAAAAH I CAN'T BELIEVE MY STRATEGY WORKED! Buffet here we come!

"Now, the Mente tribe win the buffet, but for winning the challenge, Aidan and Rosie get access to the VIP lounge. They also get to bring one person in with them, but they'll have to stay with the rest of the tribe members in the dining hall!" Maddie says. "We'll bring Ben along!" Rosie says without hesitation. Ben's frown turns into a smile.

Ben-It's nice to know I get to have dinner even though I lost.

Enjoying The Perks
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A Gameplan That Involves Losing?
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Immunity Challenge
Si Mesmo and Alma won.

Cooldown
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Tribal Council
The members of the Mente tribe head to a tribal looking pavilion with their torches. They all take a seat. "Hello, Mente tribe. Welcome to tribal council," Maddie says. "In a tribal council, you as a tribe will be choosing who to vote out. Hopefully by now, you all know who you want to vote for. One by one, you'll go to that area over there, write the name of who you want out, and place it in the jar. Once everyone is done voting, I will pick a random paper from the jar, and I will read who the vote is for. Whoever receives the most votes, will be eliminated and will have their torch snuffed." Maddie explains.

Soon everyone is done voting.

"Alright everyone is done voting. Now, let me read aloud the votes." Maddie says.

First vote...

Ethan.

Second vote...

Ethan.

Third vote...

Ethan. That's 3 votes Ethan.

Fourth vote...

Ben. 3 votes Ethan, 1 vote Ben.

"I bet Ethan voted for me." Ben whispers to Macie.

Fifth vote and player leaving is...

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Ethan.

Ethan has a mix of disgust and anger in his face.

"Ethan please bring your torch." Maddie says.

Ethan stands with a disssapointed look on his face.

"Ethan, the tribe has spoken." Maddie says as she snuffs Ethan's torch.

Final Words
"Wow, first boot. Y'all are so mean to vote me out! What did I even do? Whatever. They're just jealous of me. I don't need this stupid show. Ethan out!" -Ethan Cunningham

Trivia
This marks the first episode of Survivor: Angola.

The title was said by Sasha Fei after arriving on the campsite.

Ethan is the first person to be eliminated in my entire Survivor franchise.